I've been writing a fictional schedule of what would be a day in the life of Therion. Of course, this is only for fun purposes. If anyone feels harmed in any way, feel free to erase this topic. If any moderator finds it is in the wrong area of the forum, feel free to move it. I hope everyone enjoys reading it! It is based on common knowledge of the band, just ask if you don't know the reason why I wrote something. I would enjoy it if people who know more about the band collaborated in this text! (and of course everything is extremely exaggerated)
Starring:
Lori Lewis
Katarina Lilja
Snowy Shaw
Mats Levén
Thomas Vikström
Christofer Johnsson
Kristian Niemann
Johan Niemann
Petter Karlsson
and Thomas Karlsson as a special guest:
One Day in the Life of Therion
7:00 - Christofer Johnsson wakes up and meditates for one full hour.
8:00 - Christofer Johnsson leaves his room.
8:01 - Johan Niemann comes across Christofer in the hallway asking if he has seen Kristian anywhere.
8:30 - Snowy finally arrives at the hotel with an unknown girl and takes her to his room.
8:45 - Mats Levén wakes up and stretches/yawns.
8:45:01 - The whole building vibrates.
9:00 - Breakfast time.
9:01 - Kristian Niemann asks everyone if they have seen his brother.
9:05 - Christofer Johnsson asks Mats Levén if he can hand him a spoon.
9:05 - Mats Levén says: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
9:07 - Kristian Niemann finishes eating and leaves.
9:08 - Johan Niemann gets in the room and asks everyone if they have seen his brother.
9:10 - Christofer Johnsson gets annoyed at Petter Karlsson for being constantly drumming with his hands on the table.
9:11 - Petter Karlsson pouts.
9:30 - Everyone finishes eating and leaves.
9:31 - Lori Lewis gets in the room and excuses herself for taking so much time with makeup.
9:32 - Lori decides not to eat breakfast so she doesn't get fat.
9:33 - Thomas Vikström gets in the room and excuses himself for taking so much time with makeup.
10:00 - Snowy enters his room with a mysterious chick.
10:15 - Kristian Niemann comes across Katarina Lilja and asks her if she has seen Johan.
10:15:01 - Katarina Lilja looks Kristian in the eyes.
10:15:02 - Kristian Niemann runs away, screaming.
10:16 - Lori asks Katarina Lilja: "Katy! Let's go shopping! Yay to shopping!"
10:17 - Kat follows her, knowing Lori is immune to the so-called "The Falling Stone Glare".
12:00 - Christofer Johnsson is watching a record of Rienzi when he is interrupted by Johan Niemann, asking if he has seen Kristian.
13:00 - Lunch time.
13:05 - Mats Levén asks for a coke to go with his meal.
13:06 - Mats Levén is hired by Coca-cola company for a commercial.
13:10 - Katarina arrives, mad at Lori for the never-ending shopping while she was hungry.
13:11 - Everyone in the room starts trembling.
13:15 - The Boss asks for vegetarian food. The waiter says they don't serve vegetarian dishes.
13:15:01 - Katarina Lilja looks the waiter in his eyes.
13:15:02 - Christofer Johnsson is served the best salad he has ever tasted in his life.
13:20 - Lori arrives at the dinning room showing everyone her new clothes.
13:20:01 - No one cares.
13:25 - Lori starts eating.
13:25:01 - Lori finishes eating, saying she doesn't want to get fat.
13:30 - Petter Karlsson filled some cups with water, at different height levels, and is now having fun by hitting them with a fork, thus producing different notes. He laughs like a little kid.
13:31 - Christofer asks Petter to cut it out.
13:32 - Petter Karlsson pouts.
13:40 - Johan Niemann leaves saying he is going to look for his brother.
13:41 - Kristian Niemann arrives for lunch and asks everyone if they have seen Johan.
14:00 - End of lunchtime
15:00 - Rehearsal time.
16:30 - Somehow no one could find both the Niemann brothers at the same time and the rehearsal wasn't complete.
16:31 - Fangirl invasion.
17:00 - Fangirl invasion results: 10 were killed. 20 badly hurt. Mats almost got deaf with the screams at his ears. Thomas V nearly got suffocated. 5 Fangirls mysteriously vanished.
17:30 - Christofer is in his room listening to Ravel's Bolero with headphones and his eyes closed.
17:31 - Kristian Niemann gets kicked of Mr. Therion's room for asking if he had seen his brother.
18:00 - Some band members meet at the hotel's bar.
18:01 - Christoffer Johnsson is giving Thomas Vikström an explanation on the meaning of Clavicula Nox
18:02 - Mats Levén enters the room and asks them: "'Sup with the chicken foot?"
18:03 - Thomas Karlsson's eyes shine and he summons forth The Great Cthulhu.
18:03:01 - Mats Levén gets trapped in another dimension where time and space have different interpretations.
18:05 - Christofer Johnsson hires Thomas Vikström.
18:20 - A rat runs across the floor right in front of Lori's feet. She screams.
18:21 - All the glasses and mirrors in the hotel shatter.
18:30 - Christofer announces Thomas V is now a permanent member of the band.
18:45 - Johan Niemann arrives at the bar.
18:46 - Johan Niemann is kicked out of the bar for unknown reasons.
19:00 - Snowy Shaw leaves his room with the 5 previously missing fangirls.
19:30 - Dinner time.
19:35 - The Niemann brothers finally find each other and hug while jumping around.
19:40 - Petter Karlsson grabs one plate in each hand and throws them at each other.
19:40:01 - The plates break without making any drum-related sound. Petter pouts.
23:00 - Concert time.
2:00 - End of concert. Snowy leaves with two fans. Everyone wonders if he is even human. No one has ever seen him sleep.
3:00 - Mr. Therion is about to fall into a Lucid Dream when Kristian Niemann enters his room to ask him if he has seen Johan.
3:01 - The Niemann Brothers are fired from Therion.
3:30 - Petter Karlsson hears some drumming in the room above. He follows the sound to Katarina's room where she's kneeling on the floor surrounded by black candles in some sort of ritual. Katarina Lilja looks at Petter.
3:31 - No one ever heard about Petter Karlsson again.
